"I saw my Washingtonian neighbor gathering lots of people at his residence. He was running around acting like a little Hitler, yelling, constantly bellowing about how pure Washington was becoming with our love of science and data. He kept mentioning a plan he was working on... something about a final solution.... anyway, his gatherings are non-essential and are endangering the neighborhood. Please make him stop." - Anonymous
The aforementioned complaint was filed in Bainbridge Island, Washington on Sunday May 10, 2020 with No Action against Emperor of Washington saying, Large gathering(s) of people. No email address was given and no phone number was given.