Last night the Portland Police were sent into a full retreat after encountering something they obviously had never seen before. A naked woman with her legs spread apart. We are still looking for a full version of this video to embed on this page that is safe for work, so if you want to see the whole thing please visit our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KIKgR1OFSY and if you want to see a short censored video check out the embedded video below. Needless to say the entire episode is one of the funniest things we have seen at any of these protests and the icing on the cake is the retreat.
The episode began when federal law enforcement personnel in military uniforms had pushed protesters a couple blocks north of the federal courthouse using a barrage of teargas, pepper *****, and other "less lethal" munitions such as flash bangs. This led to a standoff at the corner of SW 3rd Ave. and Taylor Street. At that point a woman appeared wearing nothing but a mask. She approached the police line until federal officers started shooting pepper ***** at her feet, a man with a shield moved in to protect her, and she retreated across the street but held her ground. At one point the feds retreated and were replaced by the Portland Police. That was when she approached the line again and engaged in a variety of poses including the above pictured pose (source: https://twitter.com/DonovanFarley/status/1284411412672999425/photo/1). While she held that post the police suddenly ran away.
That brave woman single handedly made the police show their true colors and those colors ran. They are clearly a bunch of pussies scared of pussy.