Personally stalked and harrassed by Lord Farquadd himself. (Deputy ********* Virgil Hutton) The shortest cop of them all. He was aggressive physically, mentally, emotionally, and disgustingly sexually. He obviously is too short to see ******* often cause he dove face (and hands) first into mine for 10 minutes straight during my "pat down".
Genuine quote by Mr. PuttinHutton; " there seems to be something hiding in your breast area? Can you identify to me what that is?"
.... A bra dip ****. Obviously hes never seen one.. Must be *this tall* to get laid deputy Hutton. Come back when you grow out of your booster seat.