I remember the time Multnomah County Sheriff's Deputy James Kame foiled my attempt to fake poop bomb medical technician Shannon Spahan during pill pass in the hole at the Multnomah County Detention Center. Inmates, especially ones in the hole, have a long history of throwing feces at staff, so when Shannon was doing rounds I had a surprise with him. A soaked paper bag shaped like a turd in a cup, but James Kame ruined it by making me show him my hands before he would open the food port.
If it were not for him I would have probably put a good scare into Shannon. The plan was to act like I was throwing it through the food port but then stop and show him that it was just wet brown paper.