North Cornwall Township Police Officer Joseph Fischer was arrested by Special Agent Mustafa Kutlu of the FBI this week for his role in a mostly peaceful protest at the United States Capitol Building on January 6th. Fischer was busted due in part to his own social media activity during and after the protest that included a Facebook post in which he said "No Regrets and Give Zero Shits." He is charged with Obstruction of Law Enforcement During Civil Disorder, Knowingly Entering or Remaining in any Restricted Building or Grounds Without Lawful Authority, Violent Entry and Disorderly Conduct on Capitol Grounds, and Obstruction of Justice/Congress. Now he can't take a shit without another dude sitting just a few feet away.
On January 10th someone snitched on Fischer by sending the FBI a link to his Facebook profile (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004195239438) which featured a video of Fischer entering the Capitol Building with a group of people. Fischer used the Facebook handle SV Spindrift, but posted no personal information so the FBI had to subpoena Facebook for his information. Facebook, being the good little boot lickers that they are, cooperated and snitched out Fischer by giving the FBI his information. That information led agents to one Joseph W Fischer in Jonestown, Pennsylvania. The phone number turned over by Facebook matched a number associated with him in a law enforcement database and location data from Fischer's service provider showed that the phone was in the Capitol Building during the protest.
According to public records, Joseph Wayne Fischer is 54 years old and has lived in Jonestown, Pennsylvania for over 20 years. He has no prior criminal record, but has been named in a pair of bankruptcy proceedings. He is a registered Republican.